Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
what if you’re an adult and you still have no money
Dumb Sharks: A collection
Oh duh, pretty much all of these are available on RedBubble (x)
The turtle cavalry is serious shit
"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"
doc martens pascal boot (the classic eight-eye) now comes in a reproduction of the right panel of heironymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights
"This video shows a rabbit heart that has been kept beating outside of the body in a nutrient and oxygen-rich solution. The new cardiac device — a thin, stretchable membrane imprinted with a spider-web-like network of sensors and electrodes — is custom-designed to fit over the heart and contract and expand with it as it beats."
Repeat after me: I am a goddess. My spirit is towering, my soul is mighty, my breasts are magnificent and my shoes are super fucking cute.
"Let me tell you a story about love"
So y’all might not remember that far back but this is the warm version of a thing I posted a few months ago. So here you go kids, OCs being cute (which never happens in their story, shhhh) and some progress bits.
I just wanted to bask in the warmth of this for a minute.
Yes, yes, this is perfect.